Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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