I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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