Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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