Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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