i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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