Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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