please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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