Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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