going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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