I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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