Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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