Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
