Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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