Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
