Me too!
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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