Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I need help removing her.
My hand turned me down
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Randomize
