yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
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