I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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