last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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