I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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