I feel like I'm in dance class right now
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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