Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
