my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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