bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
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