i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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