she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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