But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
only you would photoshop your dick
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
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