Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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