it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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