did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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