i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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