Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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