Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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