Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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