god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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