My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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