just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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