We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
