I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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