four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Randomize
