Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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