I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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