last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
