Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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