you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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