Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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