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say what?
wanna hang out?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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