AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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