what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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