It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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