Dual....:-)
I CAN MOONWALK!
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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