the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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