the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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