it hurts more in the daytime
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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