ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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