i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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