this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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