So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
